Baird Threatens Greyhound Ban Backflip After Lowball Donations From Developers

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Mike Baird has shown he’s not one to be messed with after rumours emerged that he will “back down on greyhound ban” unless he gets the donations he was promised from property tycoons.

“This land is worth far more than even the nuclear warhead offered by one stingy Chinese corporation,” Baird said. “They’ll have to dig a lot deeper if they want this land for apartments, let alone a casino or multi-story brothel.”

The 99.998% of law-abiding race operators coming to grips with the totalitarian approach based on Sydney’s lock-out laws are said to be “more thrilled with this backflip than the one they saw at Cirque du Soleil”.

 

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2 thoughts on “Baird Threatens Greyhound Ban Backflip After Lowball Donations From Developers

  1. 99.8 % is a bit of a stretch… more like 9.8% Shame on Baird. I thought he was concerned about animal rights not profit. Silly me

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  2. It seem as though it’s all about saving his ass at this point and not doing the right thing.

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