Man Spends Every Weekend in Bed After a Few “Friday Drinks”

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Family and friends are mystified by the fact that Dave, a 32-year-old office worker with three children, has to spend weekends in bed with a cool washcloth on his head after having “just a few” drinks after work on Friday.

“It’s like he comes down with a big cold every weekend,” said his wife, referring to Dave’s constant sniffling and nose blowing. “He’s also very sad and won’t eat a thing, not even my Sunday beef wellington!”

Dave has promised to cut down to just one beer after work this Friday, which he plans to sip over several hours until 3am Saturday morning.

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One thought on “Man Spends Every Weekend in Bed After a Few “Friday Drinks”

  1. Avoid hangovers…. Stay drunk!

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