Sydney office worker Ron Johnson was furious today after wasting his lunch break getting a Thai massage at a Thai massage parlor.
“She suddenly said I was done, but I was far from it!” Johnson said. “She massaged every single part of my body except the one part that clearly needed attention.”
Johnson said he plans to warn others about his misfortune by writing a damning review on the internet.
A NSW Fair Trade ombudsman said an investigation was underway.
“I’m appalled by the actions of this so-called parlour,” he said. “The good news is that, for once, local, state and federal government all agree action needs to be taken immediately.”