Eye Contact Banned on Sydney Transport

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Direct eye contact lasting more than three seconds with fellow passengers has been banned today on all Sydney transport, including train, bus and ferry travel, with an on-the-spot five-year prison sentence issued to anyone found violating the new law.

The rule is being introduced after surveys revealed that “other people” is most travellers’ biggest problem with public transport.

“I’d catch public transport more often if it weren’t for the other people,” said Carl Maxwell, who chooses to drive to work alone to avoid human contact. “I feel this eye-contact ban will really help reduce social anxiety levels and make people like me rethink my commuting habits.”

“It’s a good start, but more needs to be done,” regular train passenger Tim Rogers said. “Let’s ban looking up from your phone completely. It’s unnecessary and puts people on edge.”

The new law is the next step in the NSW government’s crackdown on anti-social social behaviour, which saw 5,000 people executed for talking violations last month.

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2 thoughts on “Eye Contact Banned on Sydney Transport

  1. This better be a joke. Rapists & murderers dont get that long.

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  2. lol, get the fuck out of here.

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