Gays Ruining Mardi Gras, Heterosexual Sydney Blogger Claims

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The LGBT community is “ruining” the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Festival for “regular beautiful people”, according to outspoken Instagram model, entrepreneur and fashion blogger Chloe.

“The Mardi Gras is the perfect opportunity for beautiful people like me to wear nothing but glitter and all these ugly real lesbians are ruining my hot faux lesbian selfies,” the 23-year-old Bondi blogger said. “Soon kids will be stuffing up my sexy nude #elfies with Santa.”

Chloe plans to boycott this year’s event in protest and take seductive shots of herself in reflective surfaces around her studio apartment.

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