Showbag Containing Xanax Becomes Bestseller at Royal Easter Show

SHOWBAGS

The newly introduced Pfizer showbag has smashed previous records to become the bestselling showbag in the history of the Sydney Royal Easter Show.

The showbag, which contains Xanax, Valium and a novelty blow-up backhander palm, has been scooped up by parents, with a Show spokesperson noting many parents have purchased as many as 400.

“We thought it would do okay, but this is amazing,” she said. “It’s truly made a mockery of the previous champ, the Wizard’s Whopper, which now looks a bit limp.”

The Sydney Sentinel’s Sydney Royal Easter Show correspondent visited the show yesterday but couldn’t get any comments from the thousands of drooling parents roaming the grounds, with many passing out before even making it out of the showbag pavilion.

For those who can’t make this year’s Sydney Royal Easter Show, the Pfizer showbag is selling on eBay for triple the price.

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One thought on “Showbag Containing Xanax Becomes Bestseller at Royal Easter Show

  1. Are they for fucken real? Talk about LEGAL DEALING. I can only imagine the amount of mess’s walking around the show once that got out. TTTT not good NSW Government, Get your shit together.

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