A Sydney man has been labelled an “absolute fucking legend” for bringing his Spalding High-Bounce Handball into work this week.
Both players and spectators said that introducing Australia’s favourite school-ground game into the corporate world was nothing short of trouser shattering.
“It’s up there with putting my pay cheque through the pokies on a Friday lunch break,” one man said. “We’re going to double dump some Ritalin tomorrow to truly relive those magical school years.”
Management has also applauded the game.
“People are not only getting to the office on time, but they’re rocking up three hours early to play the game before work,” one human resource manager said. “Although, one woman lost the top of her fingers unleashing a devastating 800-kay-per-hour skimmer.”
Play is sadly on hold for the rest of the day as the ball was lost after some idiot hit a full into the bushes during a death match.