A service launched in Sydney today allows “time-poor” clients to relax while personal trainers work out on their behalf.
The new service, called Fitness 4 U, is designed for busy Sydneysiders who’d rather be drinking at work, drinking at the pub, or drinking at home than exercise.
One of the first members of the service said it’s up there with having porn on your phone in terms of game changingness.
“This way I can tell myself I’m going to exercise today, not exercise today, but then still feel good about it as someone else did it for me,” the man said. “I haven’t noticed any physical gains, but my conscience has improved dramatically now I don’t have to feel bad about not exercising.”
The membership also comes with a backpack that you can take with you absolutely everywhere to make those not exercising feel bad about themselves.